Husbands and Wives - What's in a Relationship


     "The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it." -Ann Bancroft

     "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards" -Benjamin Franklin

     "My wife dressed to kill. She cooks the same way." -Henny Youngman

     "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." -Rodney Dangerfield

    "A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong." Milton Berle

     "When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking." Elaine Boosler

     "My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping." -Rita Rudner

     "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." -Henny Youngman

     "Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife see that she reverence her husband." - The apostle Paul (Eph. 5: 33)